July 5th, 2007

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FIC: Princess Leia Does Not Care About You

Princess Leia Does Not Care About You
by such_heights and noldo_
PG-13, 5000 words.
Sirius, with fellow Marauders, Lily, and Snape making appearances.
Summary: In which Sirius is a Doctor Who fanboy, James gets progressively more arseholed as the night progresses, and sanity is conspicuous by its absence.
Notes: Co-authored during a marathon period of insanity, I warn in advance for excessive use of capslock, a great deal of terrible language, and an awful lot of innuendo despite its gen status. Doctor Who classic series knowledge not necessary, but it may or may not help! This really is unashamed crack.

( Prongs, you are my only love, don't be ridiculous! But you're going to run off and have red-headed babies one day and I've got to keep my options open. )